Star Wars Stamps

Okay...I tried to be clever with my title, but all I could come up with were dumb titles...

A Postage Menace
The Post Office Strikes Back
Star Wars: A New Stamp

Vote for your favorite Star Wars stamp here!

Then you can amaze me with your cleverness - send me titles! (Star Wars related, please. Although, I wouldn't be able to tell the difference between Star Wars and Star Trek...or Starburst for that matter!)

How to Eat Fried...Husband?

A woman in Sao Paulo has been charged with killing her husband, then chopping his body up into small pieces and frying them.

Blech...I'm too nauseated to comment. Here's more...

Whats yo flava?

Tell me whats yo flava...

My sister's favorite Krispy Kreme doughnut:

Chocolate Iced Custard Filled

3.14

For you math nerds out there, Happy Belated Pi Day!

I had planned to send this greeting to you on time, but due to a lapse in my memory and the need for me to play Wii, I was forced to delay it until today. Please accept my deepest apologies.

Back to Pi Day - March 14 (get it? 3.14), this was everyone's chance to celebrate one of great mathematics celebrities! MIT celebrated with pi confetti and pies for everyone to eat. Get it? Pi and Pie - they sound the same, but they don't mean the same thing! Ha ha...so clever!

Don't forget to mark your calendars for next year!

Whole WHAT?

Whole WHEAT!

March is National Nutrition Month, so let me introduce you to Krispy Kreme's healthier donut - the 100% Whole Wheat Doughnut!


Apparently it has a "sweet caramel flavor" and is covered in their Original Glaze. Enjoy! (And let me know if it's good.)

The Bee is BACK too!

I was watching the local Spelling Bee this weekend, and had so much fun! Man, you should watch spelling bees with me and my sister. Everyone knows the questions that contestants are allowed to ask:

"Can you repeat the word?"
"May I have the definition, please?"
"Can you use the word in a sentence?"

Anyway, they gave one of the contestants the word singular. Right away, I thought that the correct spelling was Cingular (the cell phone company, just in case you don't know), but I corrected myself right away and spelled it correctly. Then I got to thinking, is cingular an actual word? It SURE IS!!! Thanks to my trusty online dictionary - Dictionary.com - I think either spelling would have been acceptable!

SO...I think that the following question should also be acceptable:

"Can I have an explanation please?"

And my sister added some very important questions:

"Can you use that word in a song?"
"May I have a demonstration please?" (e.g., in the case of narcolepsy)

The End. T-H-E E-N-D. Correct.

I'm BAAAAAAACK!

And so are new Ben & Jerry's flavors!