Wednesday, July 12, 2006

Barry's Bond

Remember when Kobe's trial was underway, and all of the news reporters were so identically clever that they all came up with Kobe going "from court to court"??? Get it? THAT'S SO FUNNY (credit: Mandy Moore on "Scrubs")because it's two completely different kinds of courts! The legal court and the basketball court!!! See? SO CLEVER! Now YOU get it.

OH, and don't forget - it's funny EVERY SINGLE TIME.

[I know. The media is clever. Patience, grasshopper. You'll get the hang of it.]

I'm predicting that their new identically clever phrase will come about with Barry Bonds and his little sticky situation. Looks like he'll be indicted pretty soon and the judge will have to set his bond. Get it? Bond's Bond! YOU HEARD IT HERE FIRST!

[Good thing I don't charge royalties...those news reporters would owe me. MEEELLIONS*.]

* Do it like Dr. Evil and his pinky...DO IT!!!

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